Monday, August 4, 2008

Kids...and the funny things they say!

So, I was at work last night and the night was going well. I had a boat full of guests and at the end of the cruise we had to wait a few minutes before we could actually get to the dock to unload guests, so, I was going through all of my filler material keeping the guest occupied until the ride ended. I did all the usual jokes about getting out of the boat safely, but it wasnt enough I still had time to fill, so...I started my disney jokes.

I asked, 'Why does Cinderalla never play soccer?'

Now, the actual answer to this joke is, 'Because she is always running away from the ball!'

Its cheesy I know, but the guests love it, this time however, just as I was about to give the answer a little boy, who couldnt have been any older than two, threw hs hand up in the air and said...

'I know, I know, It's because she isn't a boy!!'

Well that set the entire boat of laughing and left his poor mother mortified that her son had said that!!

Haha, I do love children!!

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